Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want." - Lao Tzu

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge." - Carl Jung

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"If you don't love me, I'll make sure you burn forever."

If it's creepy when your boyfriend says it, why is it beautiful when God says it?

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

Be wary of any belief or ideology that promotes division between you and your fellow human beings.  

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

The only thing sadder than an adult with an imaginary friend is an adult with an imaginary enemy.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those that cannot read or write but those who cannot unlearn the many lies they have been taught to believe.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"They came with a Bible and their religion stole our land, crushed our spirit . . . and now tell us we should be thankful to the 'Lord' for being saved." - Chief Pontiac (d. 1769)

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

Sometimes when people make me angry, I ask myself, "What would God do?"

Then I try to drown them.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"During his 3.5 years or so of ministry on this planet, Jesus had no issues with social outcasts like tax collectors, drunkards, prostitutes and eunuchs.  He used to be friends with them.  After his resurrection and ascension to heaven, he became a member of the Christian religion, accepting only those who are sinless and pure." - Tomsan Kattackal

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

We all place ourselves in danger to one degree or another when we stand up, but we place our children and grandchildren in even greater danger when we don't.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"If you lose a friend over a disagreement, you didn't have a friend in the first place." - Luis Fernando Mises

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"The idea that some lives matter less is the root of all this is wrong with the world." - Dr. Paul Farmer

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

God is angry at David for having Uriah killed.  As a punishment, he will have David's wives raped by his neighbor while everyone else watches.

"I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto they neighbor, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun." (Samuel 12:11-12)

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

If you still believe what you've been taught without doing your research, then your brainwashing was a success.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

The New Testament, the writings of Josephus and the church fathers were all orchestrated by imperial Rome.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

There's a big problem with religions that have all the answers.  They don't allow questions.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"One person's theology is another's belly laugh." - Robert Heinlein

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"Christians, the LORD has told me to tell you that He is infinitely grateful to you for having given him your consent to save you." - Tomsan Kattackal

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandre Jodorowsky

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"Despairing people cannot find comfort in a "Savior of the world" who has actually planned to only save a few wise, fortunate souls." - Charlie Slagle

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"If I could stop a person from raping a child, I would. That's the difference between me and your god." - Tracie Harris

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"Your beliefs will separate you from others . . . but your love never will." - Bruce Harbert

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

If your religion teaches you not to question, your religion is hiding something from you.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.  It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." - Mark Twain

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"Christian logic: I can't prove anything, so I'll just threaten you with eternal torture in a supernatural place that only the dead can see." - Angel Ripper

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal." - John Steinbeck

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"There is no hell quite as torturous as that of a life lived in the shadow of the sort of "god" who would create one." - Jeff Turner

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

When children play together, they don't ask each other what they believe.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

There are almost 5,000 gods being worshipped by humanity. But don't worry...only yours is right.

Meditations for a Christian fundamentalist

"Jesus was a reckless lover of people,
and He refused to bow down...
to the religious expectation...
of loving from a distance.
He was up close, real, and embracing.
He touched the lepers,
He drew close to the prostitutes,
He invited the scoundrels of society to dinner.
He was hated by the religious, not for his theology,
but for his love,
for His love was not made up by words he spoke,
but by the life he lived.
Be like Jesus.
Love so much it makes religious people uncomfortable." - Mick Mooney